Manly Magazine Titles

 

So my friend and I were talking about ordering boyfriends from a magazine.  In our discussion, we started listing possible magazines to which our dream boys would subscribe:

• Fisherman's Monthly
• Big Rigs and Gear Shifts Annual.
• Redneck Redbook.
• Guns and Ammo Daily News
• XBox Primer
• Cargo Pants Catalog
• Construction Workers' Guide to Traffic Cones
• Cowboy's and Indians Weekly
• Burgers and Fries -- A Guide to Fast Food
• BBQers Galore
• ATV's, Monster Trucks and Motor Bike Tips of the Trade
• Cuttin' Fingernails with Pocketknives and Other Handy Tricks
• Pourin' Cement Before Pourin' a Beer
• Lasso's, Lariat's and other Accessories
• Burping and Farts - A Guide to Manliness
• Frats and Brats - Crushing Cans on Your Head while eating a Footlong with Chili
• How to Say "Dude" in 88 Languages.
• Spider Killing: A True Sport
• Toilet Seat Stays Up
• I Can Bench Press My Woman, Can You?
• Tow a Duplex with Your Truck Using Duct Tape -- And other Testosteroney Tricks
• Meat and Potatoes
• Don't Bother Me I'm Watching the Game and other things Women should know.
• Are You Still Talking? Cold Feet: Not Allowed Under the Covers
• Stains And Other Things That Women Should Find Sexy
• I Like It When You Smell Like Bacon
• Yes Dear. I'm Listening
• Baths are for Sissys
• Who's Josh Groban?
• Whiskey Cures What Ails Ya!
• Air Guitar Purists